The Official* Sisterhood of the Capshaw Cougars Parent-Teacher Organization. Established the year Brad made partner.
"We bought the kids everything. Standing desks. A hydroponic reading nook. What more do they want, studying?"
Participation among moms rose 400%. Participation among children was "also fine."
Our flagship event. Route passes the new Orangetheory twice and the fire station three times. Water stations staffed by "whoever Coach Tyler brings."
Funds: A splash pad for the teachers' loungeBlack tie, red lipstick. The live auction's hottest item: "Private Tennis Lesson With the New 24-Year-Old Pro at the Club" (bidding reached $9,000 before a husband noticed).
Funds: Second playground, gold-platedA wine walk through every patio in town with a bartender under 30. Moms get a passport stamped at each stop. No one has ever finished the passport. Everyone has finished the wine.
Funds: "Library stuff" (TBD)Dads' CrossFit fundraiser. Men pay $500 to flip tires in the parking lot while moms watch from lawn chairs, holding scorecards "for form." The dads think this is about fitness.
Funds: Protein bar vending machine (Chad's idea)Headphones on, inhibitions off. Held at the country club. DJ is a TTU sophomore named Jaxon who "does not usually do this kind of event" and has been booked for the next four years.
Funds: Blowout Bar in the nurse's officeMoms' teams are required to use a caddie. Caddies are selected by a committee. The committee meets for 6 hours. Final scores were not recorded; final Venmos were.
Funds: Heated carpool canopy
Found: Carpool
Found: Book Fair
Found: Front Office
Found: Playground
Found: Cougar Run
Found: Gala